free gas, ha
the only free gas ndns get is in the water supply
Lil guy tried to meow!
Vine by: Papa Falcon
that is the face of a person who has just died from cute
"do you know how bad fries ar-"
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
a mermaid is stalking my blog
its a mermaid and no one can convince me otherwise
its a mermaid who works for the armed forces
My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid. She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’ So like, don’t do this.